Results of recent research indicates that there are 7 types of sex over the lifetime of a relationship. I would have to say that my favorite would be Kitchen Sex!!!
The 1st kind of Sex is called: Smurf Sex
*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of Sex is called: Kitchen Sex
*This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of Sex is called: Bedroom Sex
*This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of Sex is called: Hallway Sex
*This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ‘screw you.’
The 5th kind of Sex is called: Religious Sex
*Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night (Very Popular).
The 6th kind of Sex is called: Courtroom Sex
*This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of Sex is called: Social Security Sex
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself!
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Just fucking fuck me, already!
I have been meaning to post this for quite awhile. I'm not even sure where I first came across this but it can be found on "Best of Craigslist" (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html). If every man read this and took the advice to heart, women across the world would be so much more satisfied and pleased!
Just fucking fuck me, already.
Just fucking fuck me, already.
I'm BACKKKKKK!!!!
It's been 7 months since my last post. Alot has happened in that time including a move back to my hometown after a broken engagement. I know, Blondie was willing to give herself to one man for the rest of her life? Thank god that didn't happen, yet! LOL
What does that mean for all of you? Blondie is again on the market altho she is living in rural Texas where there isn't a large variety of available men. But this does mean that being back on the farm has brought about some orgasm inducing fantasies of hot sweaty cowboys and sex in the barn with the smell of sweet hay in the background. But you will have to wait for the written renditions of those to come!
Also, I reconnected (only by email but in my dreams we will enjoy some bedroom gymnastics) with the old friend who inspired so many of my stories and he gave me an idea for the next "musing". After such a long hiatus from writing, the story has become much more involved than any other of my work. I am working on this new fantasy between farm chores, reconnecting with family and friends, and catching up on local gossip. Oh....and lots of self satisfying! Masturbation minimally eases the frustration from lack of sex tho. If a hard cock happened to appear before me....well....be prepared to be ravaged!
What does that mean for all of you? Blondie is again on the market altho she is living in rural Texas where there isn't a large variety of available men. But this does mean that being back on the farm has brought about some orgasm inducing fantasies of hot sweaty cowboys and sex in the barn with the smell of sweet hay in the background. But you will have to wait for the written renditions of those to come!
Also, I reconnected (only by email but in my dreams we will enjoy some bedroom gymnastics) with the old friend who inspired so many of my stories and he gave me an idea for the next "musing". After such a long hiatus from writing, the story has become much more involved than any other of my work. I am working on this new fantasy between farm chores, reconnecting with family and friends, and catching up on local gossip. Oh....and lots of self satisfying! Masturbation minimally eases the frustration from lack of sex tho. If a hard cock happened to appear before me....well....be prepared to be ravaged!
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
I need you...
I need you to fuck me...but before you start fucking me....I want you in my mouth. I want to feel you get harder and harder as I lick and suck your beautiful cock. I want you to wrap your hands in my hair and fuck my mouth...use it for your pleasure.
Enjoy...because I did...
I enjoy writing erotic stories and fantasies. Some of them are purely written as a turn-on and for the reader's enjoyment and others are written with the sole purpose of getting off. The following is intended to be used for self pleasurement.
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